Aye me hearties! Been piratin' around the briny deep. Shiver me timbers! Look what treasure I looted. Get ye very own swashbucklin' pirate name! Have fun ye ol' seadogs, or be off to feed the fishes!
Cap'n Elanor Bluebeard
aka Pirate Helga the Well-Tanned
(Knee deep in pirate party stuff, with fingers unglued now.)
Did you know you can go pirate on Facebook? I just did it and it's hilarious.
I really get into my planning, maybe too much (\;0